What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I'm 24.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

How do I get fit at home?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Me : Sure.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Tea ?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!